‘Tis the night of Festivus, when all through the house
Your friends are all here to get pretty soused;
The cocktails were poured and delivered with care,
In hopes that St. Amos would be out for a tear;
The riders are mixing and slinging some dank;
While shots of Fernet await to be drank.
Now that the losers have stopped reading and all that’s left is our true fans, let’s talk turkey.
Beginning on Monday, December 9th, we’ll be rolling out two weeks of rotating seasonal cocktails, finishing with a blowout party on the 23rd for all you filthy animals. Keep your peepers peeled on our social media for sneak peeks of our special spippers. Day of the party, all of the seasonal cocktails will be available as well as some hot fire deals. YIPES!
From the 9th to the 23rd, all us lousy sin peddlers will be welcoming winter clothing donations. Not only will you be helping out a noble cause, but we will be gifting you 10% off your bill.
Be prepared for vegan hot chocolate, super non-vegan egg nog, ass-ugly sweater vests, and two weeks rosy cheeks and merrymaking.